Archive for the ‘Humor and Satire’ Category

Definitions of the Day

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Heck: Where people who don’t believe in Gosh go.

Freudian slip: When someone says one thing but means a mother.

What You Can Do to Fight Illegal Immigration

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

1. Stiff the waiter at your local restaurant and pay the manager four times the bill.
2. Take a menial second job at one-fourth the salary to crowd out the job market.
3. Stuff 12 people into a studio apartment.

So says Ductape @ Enemy of the State. Hat tip to Linkmeister.

Strange Orb in Hawaiian Sky Causes Temporary Blindness

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Hospitals in Honolulu reported numerous cases of temporary blindness after patients reported seeing a strange bright orb moving from east to west across the sky on Monday.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said ophthalmologist Terrence Aki, MD. “All that light just stunned their eyes. Fortunately, I haven’t seen any cases of permanent damage.”

Said Cy Minn, “I just couldn’t help myself. That really bright light in the sky…I just couldn’t help looking at it.”

Weather forecasters report that it could be the long-awaited return of the sun, but some people remain skeptical. Says Morris “Mo” Chee, “Nah, cannot be. The sun disappeared six weeks ago and hasn’t been back since.”

Yes, it’s satire. Read the whole story here.