Hospitals in Honolulu reported numerous cases of temporary blindness after patients reported seeing a strange bright orb moving from east to west across the sky on Monday.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said ophthalmologist Terrence Aki, MD. “All that light just stunned their eyes. Fortunately, I haven’t seen any cases of permanent damage.”
Said Cy Minn, “I just couldn’t help myself. That really bright light in the sky…I just couldn’t help looking at it.”
Weather forecasters report that it could be the long-awaited return of the sun, but some people remain skeptical. Says Morris “Mo” Chee, “Nah, cannot be. The sun disappeared six weeks ago and hasn’t been back since.”
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